
In Advert Posters, Clients Reimagined As Scary Monsters
By John Yong, 16 Apr 2013
It is a known fact that creatives ‘fear’ their clients—therefore, it comes with no surprise that ad agency !MOOZ would reimagine them as scary monsters in its latest advertising posters.
Designed for the Latvian Art Directors Club Adwards 2013, the agency turned the typical clients into blood-dripping, scary monsters such as ‘Mr. Make Logo Bigger’, ‘Dr. Deadline’, ‘Sir No Budget’ and ‘Master ASAP’.

For past 46 years (yes, I'm 46), I have been hearing like 3 billion of "Change or die" manifestations. From junior intern to a sadly late Steve Jobs. I don't think that's true. Maybe I'm dead, I don't know.
Yes, there are things that change by nature. Like clouds, or running water. Or rainbow. Nothing much else. Take a human DNA. It hasn't changed during past 100 000 years or so. Thank God it hasn't. Want changes? Nature did it for you. It's called Down syndrome. And here the list goes: mother's instinct, self-realization, wish to love and to be loved, instinct of self-protection, complex of inferiority, megalomania... What this all has to do with change? Nill.
Or take a good old French cheese. Or good old French wine. Non-changeability is the only value behind their business model. Well, I do change my socks on daily basis. I change my wardrobe once in 3 years or so. Occasionally I change my hair-dresser and/or dentist (how badly a dentist must screw you up to make you change him?). Well, if not Change what then? The word is "Persistency". With capital "P". Memorize this word. So, when media says "Change Or Die" it really says like "Change your iPhone or die". Nope. Not going to. Yes, I do change my socks. I change tools, IT skills and abilities to navigate in latest "social platform". It's like changing dress. But nothing more. I don't change of what I am.. I still have my body, reputation and occupation. Can I replace the word "change" with "Growth"? Or maybe "Maturing"? When I speak to my father (86, paralyzed from neck down), I always think of change, and what it is, and is it essential to what you do? And he says "You've got a lot. Appreciate, son!".
Do I believe in change? No.
Do I believe in growth? Yes.
Big salute.
Eriks

I do challenge the "strategy" approach to advertising. I think strategy has become a false idol which was at very heart of every bad advertising since 1990. Strategy was a great thing when it was a lighthouse. It isn't anymore when it became a God to woship. As of nowdays "strategy" mostly means predictable > same > boring > invisible. Isn't advertising ment to surprise? Isn't it ment to cause this WOW I WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN factor? If everything is on strategy, nothing is on strategy. Where's the miracle, dude? Nature doesn't have a strategy. Love doesn't. I'd wish to see 100 bright off-strategy ideas rather than 100 on-strategy mediocricities. Can "Surprise me!" become a strategy once again? Thank you very much, strategist haters welcome.

This fine Faberge-craft-like creature is radiolaria. Its size is up to 0,22 mm. It is the most cautious creature in the world. It has not changad during past 160 millions of yeaars. That is the price it has paid for being safe.
Eriks

Neil French has arrived, has spoken his word, has departed. And apart from losing his luggage, has left more in Latvia than he probably realizes. Not maybe left. Shared. Made an imprint. We at !MOOZ, are extremely happy to be involved in his visit. Certain things allow themselves to be passed further only as life grows rich with Knowledge. I'm writing the word Knowledge with a capital "K", which I generally avoid. This is kind of Knowledge you cannot download on Google. These are years, people, ups and downs that add richness and depth to what is to be said. How and why to speak as a human being (and how and why not as advertising page)? How you interact with audience? How to subtract? How not to fall in the trap of dividing advertising into "ethical" (selling wooden bicycles) and "evil" (selling beer)? Because ... Wait... Being in advertising and moralizing??? Think it througt guys and maybe you'll find out how much hypocricity is in the concept.
"As a bullfighter, bouncer and street-fighter I have around thousand scars on my body. Not a single one comes from advertising. It's just advertising. Kammon! It doesn't kill anybody. If you fuck it up – you fuck it up. Next time do it right. But if you'll fall in that mode "OMG, the world fell apart, I'll never get it right", you'll never get it right. Because of fear. And viewer is the first to smell it." Offtoppic: Neil also has a huge bondage gadgets collection, so we went to Sexystyle for a long-group-excursion. Hilarious! Thanks to @Bufetniece. No pictures, though. After Neil left I still cannot get rid of the feeling we experienced a short visit of Mr. Voland. That guy from Bulgakow's "Master and Margarita". He was just using one of his many identities. And Annushka has already spilled the oil.
Picture thanks to Uldis Ziedins @uldisz
Link with Neil's speech – Coming Shoon, will keep you updated.
Eriks

It was the most intense learning experience ever - 3 full days all about how Internet and technologies have changed our perceptions and the way we communicate. I came back very excited and here are some main findings I want to share. Can be related to people, products, brands, companies.
When you are given answer, you don’t have to think any more.
It will never go back the way it was before. You can be either the one affecting it, or the one affected.
Ostrich's head in the sand is not a problem. The problem is that his ass is out.

While flipping through my dad's album (the heavy, mysterously smelling thing you must hold with your hands, chest and chin for not letting it fall apart) I sudenly came across this. The first months of "advertising agency ZOOM!", later known as !MOOZ. The year was 1995. Square meters: 9. Equippment: 2 Mac Quadras. Raivo holds a fresh-produced cut-out 3M sticker for (as far as I remember) a theatre festival. Me taking care of new business. Yes, it was totally acceptable then to wear your shirt stuffed in your trousers. Apparently, we had higher moral statndards. Raivo successfully runs Magnum NT now. We have grown in size since then. I just bought a pair of jeans and I think it was 40 L.

You are = You can. In other words, you exist, therefore you are able to. The core essence of Citadele Bank. The only true local bank in Latvia. The underdog in terms of size, access to money and all resurces of advertising. Despite that Citadele is one of most successful and inspirational examples in Latvian business for past decade. You are = You can. So we started with most obvious yet shocking. Paralympic team. If those guys being paralyzed, blind, deaf can qualify for Olympics, I want to hear your argument why tou can't do it/afford it/own it. Thank you, Citadele! Rest will follow.
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Ēriks
@Borovkovs Olšteins ar savu sešinieku nespētu šito savārīt. Izdarīt nepareizi 100% gadījumos no 100 ir kā miljardu laimēt. Respekts.
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Ēriks
Traki, ka KNAB tai Reformu partijai šitā. Nezinu, es jūsu vietā atlaistu Saeimu.
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Sabīne
Ir jānonāk līdz stadijai, kad lēts vai dārgs tā ir izvēle.
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19. jun. 2013
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Eriks Stendzenieks
With all my respect to McCann Romania, Voskhod and/or other Cannes miracles. I really miss times when Wieden+Kennedy won Agency of Year with 20 ads, not with one film about one ad submitted in 20 categories. My apologies.
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18. jun. 2013
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Eriks Stendzenieks
Cannes Lions. Sergio Alcocer and yours truly. As for me, Grumpy Cat from Latvia will reveal his thoughts on the subject. "Underdog: The Highest State of A Dog". 22.06. 2PM, Debusse hall. Yhank you.
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18. jun. 2013
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Eriks Stendzenieks
The bike theft / Velofenders



